" Just keep your mouth shut and have chocolate" —- probably the most valuable lesson I’ve been taught about woman
Dadholes are my new hero
Do you remember that day you fell out of my window?I sure do, you came jumping out after me.Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital. Do you remember that?Yes, I do.Well, there’s something I never told you about that night.What didn’t you tell me?While you were sitting in the backseat smoking a cigarette you thought was going to be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you and I never told you ‘til just now.Now I know.
I just sang this to you one hazy morning in bed when you were here