THIS CITY IS FUCKED!
Here Dave, this is a parking spot, with a meter for you to put your money in. Thank you for parking here, oh and thanks for putting 2 hours worth of money into the meter ($3). Just so you know, in a matter of 12 minutes after you go upstairs I’m going to give you a ticket anyways for not being parked where you are and for not putting your money into the meter like you just did.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
If this isn’t the truth about me than I don’t know what is.
Loving this autumn like breeze while having breakfast looking over downtown London.
This is a good start to a Saturday.